Round 5, Week 1
I’m a little late with this recap, but that’s a good thing. Now everyone who missed the first week’s chapters because they were wrapped up in the Christine O’Donnell non-sex story or too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce Lincecum or in a sugar coma from one too many dips into the candy bowl can have a chance to rectify the situation.
N.B. “Rectifying The Situation” is what they call a prostate exam on the Jersey Shore.
Anywho…
- Cary led the week with a horrifying tale of neglect and hoarding, filled with impending doom.
- First-time contributor Dan gave us the opening chapter of a story that will strike many of us close to home. You don’t need an unusual name to misread someone.
- Jann starts out the story of Ham. Ham does not like green eggs (I imagine) and he doesn’t like that his life is too perfect. I mean, creepily perfect.
- I wrote something. I mean, I think I know what I wrote and it might not suck completely, but I’m not sure yet. There’s a place called Boomtown, I know that. Go read it if that compels you.
- Valary ended the first week with her opening chapter of “Rummy”. Rummy’s a rocking horse with the sweetest friend ever.
